Of course, 'who cares?' is the answer to everything, but guess what - I care when garden variety bamboozling is in progress. The master shot is sometimes legitimate, emanating from a distant camera set up shown to be installed not unlike a CCTV unit, but often 'Alan' just cuts to magical footage filmed by his crew, defying the spontaneous 'realism' we've been promised. Five scenes have both big names (Shyla Jennings and current instant superstars Keisha Grey & Abigail Mac) as well as newcomers pretending to shoot selfie-porn with their little video cameras. As a film structuralist I was more than annoyed at the corners cut by 'Alan' in purporting to present material made by the ladies themselves and 'sent in' for release, but most viewers (if such a doomed project actually attracts an audience) will find it wanting on a strictly porn- arousal level. It's a poorly disguised imitation of amateur porn tapes, the ones that have helped out the careers of folks like Pam and Kim. The lovely actresses in question are unlikely to be invited to join the DGA after this one.
Before questioning my integrity in watching junk so titled, just remember I do it all in the spirit of research. Out of the goodness of his heart, internet pornographer 'Stills by Alan' shares directing credit with all 10 of his actresses in the low-grade (thereby true to its title) 'Watch Me Cum'.
